Quinoa here. The holidays are reaching full swing and there’s no better time for a little public service announcement. While it’s easy to get carried away in all the glitz and glamour of holiday partying, please remember to style responsibly. What seems like a good idea one minute could turn disastrous the next. Don’t believe me? Let these graphic holiday hair mishaps serve as a warning.

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While it’s true that Jillian is a gifted engineering student, her appearance at the department holiday party nearly cost her a scholarship.

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Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. Step away from the spray can, Stacy. We’re going to get you some help.

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A potential fire hazard with an unusually large carbon footprint, Melanie’s holiday hairdo is socially irresponsible in a number of ways.

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After ingesting toxic levels of gold glitter that had drifted into their spicy lentils, Hans and Jasper were subjected to non-vegan colonics.

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Marie Antoinette is turning over in her grave. So is Frosty the Snowman.

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Frankly, Allison, this is less “Happy Hanukkah” and more, “Cry for Help.”

Thank you for your time and attention to this most important matter. And remember, friends don’t let friends combine craft supplies and combs.

Happy Holiday,

Quinoa